Adam Silver doesn’t condone tanking. You may need heard. Silver addressed the difficulty at All-Star Weekend throughout a press convention so uncomfortable for the commissioner that I half anticipated him to throw a smoke bomb into the meeting and disappear by way of a entice door.
Silver continued his anti-tanking campaign final week and knowledgeable the league’s common managers that extra guardrails could be put in subsequent season. There have been numerous potential proposals, all of them flawed. Within the league’s haste to discourage tanking, it appears the NBA has determined it might probably completely take this leap into as soon as extra altering the foundations with out actually contemplating whether or not it ought to. Or, crucially, whether or not it’s a necessity.
It is no shock that Tank Watch is absolutely in favor of tanking. As we have outlined on this house beforehand, there may be extra groups doing a greater job of it this season than we have seen lately, but it surely’s exhausting accountable them given the standard of the upcoming draft. To not point out that there is nonetheless a strong common season underway with greater than sufficient groups jockeying for playoff place to make the NBA’s general product compelling. It more and more feels just like the league is making an attempt to resolve for an issue that actually is not one.
And right here Tank Watch turns to a very unlikely hero: Mark Cuban.
The previous Mavs frontman turned minority stakeholder made some good factors about tanking, principally that followers aren’t silly. They know the deal right here. Not each staff might be an precise contender. Silver’s push for parity is correct — to a degree. A case might be made that a minimum of 4 groups have an actual shot to win each conferences. That is a welcome growth from each the league and shopper views.
However in the event you’re a fan of, say, the Bulls, Grizzlies or Mavericks, no quantity of squinting and pretending goes to persuade you {that a} late-season push and a run at making the play-in is abruptly going to present these groups a shot at doing something significant within the postseason. Higher to optimize these lottery odds and enhance probably the most priceless commodity for any fanbase determined to show round its fortunes: hope.
Admittedly, that is hardly a stunning place for Tank Watch to undertake. And it’d even be the minority opinion. However there is a not-insignificant portion of followers who’re unabashedly pro-tank. For them the normal rhythms of a basketball calendar yr are inverted; regular-season video games grow to be much less necessary and fascinating than offseason tentpoles just like the mix, the lottery, the draft and summer season league. Tankathon exists for a purpose, in spite of everything. Some folks love that stuff. (Hello, it is me, some folks.) Alas, the league’s newest campaign will undoubtedly constrain tanking even additional. Finest to take pleasure in this less-regulated model whereas we nonetheless have it to kick round.
Observe: Groups are rated primarily based on who’s doing one of the best job of being unhealthy in a given week. Groups that lose and discover modern methods to get across the league’s participant participation coverage will rise within the rankings. Groups that unintentionally win a recreation they want they might have misplaced will fall.
NBA Tank Rankings — Feb. 24
1. Sacramento Kings (13-46)
Final week: 1
You’ll be able to’t lose all of them. The Kings dropped a franchise document 16 straight video games earlier than snapping their streak of futility with an unintentional highway win in Memphis on Monday.
Within the final week, the Kings shut down the next gamers for the season: Domantas Sabonis (meniscus), Zach LaVine (hand) and De’Andre Hunter (eye). For good measure, Dylan Cardwell is anticipated to overlook a month with an ankle damage. The league cannot superb you for not taking part in guys if these guys aren’t out there to play. (Give it some thought.)
In the meantime, the gamers who’ve been on the ground are taking part in some particular basketball (derogatory but additionally complimentary). In a loss to the Spurs final week, the Kings managed to show the ball over throughout a five-on-one break. Behold the majesty.
2. Indiana Pacers (15-43)
Final week: 5
The Pacers bought an excellent speaking to in final week’s Tank Watch after beating the Nets. Powerful love was so as.
Indiana bought the message. The Pacers got here out of the All-Star break and promptly misplaced back-to-back video games at Washington. Jay Huff was smoking within the second recreation and had 22 factors (and 5 3s) in 16 minutes by way of the primary three quarters. For his efforts, he bought to observe the fourth quarter proceedings from the bench. Cannot be too cautious about this stuff.
The Pacers additionally snapped Dallas’ 10-game shedding streak by falling to the Mavericks at dwelling. Tank Watch salutes you, Indiana.
3. Dallas Mavericks (20-36)
Final week: 4
The Mavs had misplaced 10 straight earlier than working into the aforementioned and newly decided Pacers. This stuff occur. Over that 10-game stretch, the Mavs have been twenty sixth in defensive score and twenty seventh in offense.
They’ve plotted a course towards the underside that not solely consists of Cuban’s public embrace of tanking but additionally the group’s resolution to close down Kyrie Irving. Earlier this season we have been led to imagine that Irving, who’s recovering from an ACL damage, was forward of schedule. Now he has the yr off and we can’t see him till subsequent season.
Irving’s agent stated the choice was about “Kyrie being 1,000%” and giving him one of the best likelihood to “chase a championship subsequent season.” Sure, after all that is what it is about. Who amongst us would doubt in any other case?
One thing to watch: Cooper Flagg (foot) was dominated out nicely prematurely of Tuesday’s recreation in opposition to the Nets. That would be the fourth straight recreation he is missed. [Side-eye emoji.]
4. Chicago Bulls (24-34)
Final week: 6
The Bulls have misplaced 9 in a row and 12 of their final 13. Throughout the nine-game skid the typical margin of defeat has been 16.5 factors. They’re getting rolled at each ends of the ground.
Anfernee Simons left the Pistons recreation early with a wrist damage and did not play in opposition to the Knicks on Sunday. Jaden Ivey is out a minimum of two weeks with a knee challenge. Zach Collins — keep in mind Zach Collins? Anybody? — who is completely nonetheless on the staff will miss the rest of the season after choosing toe surgical procedure. That is one of the best the Bulls have been at doing something in years.
5. Utah Jazz (18-40)
Final week: 2
The Jazz fall this week primarily by advantage of not being the groups listed above. After getting fined $500,000 for making an attempt to recreation the system by twiddling with the minutes distribution of sure gamers, the Jazz modified course and opted for a extra direct route. Lauri Markkanen sat out a number of video games as a consequence of sickness. (Flu season is not any joke.) Keyonte George missed a number of video games with an ankle challenge.
We also needs to handle Jusuf Nurkic. He was not on the damage report going into the All-Star Break. Then after the break he didn’t play as a consequence of a sudden nostril damage. Positive! On Monday, it was introduced that he’ll endure nostril surgical procedure and can miss the rest of the season. Maintain your noses secure on the market, everybody.
6. Memphis Grizzlies (21-35)
Final week: 7
Shedding to the Kings at house is the stuff of tank lore. Future tankers will re-tell this story for generations to come back.
The Grizzlies have misplaced seven of their final 10 and are just one recreation up on the Mavericks. They’re starting to imagine (within the tank).
7. Brooklyn Nets (15-41)
Final week: 8
That is extra prefer it. The Nets have dropped 4 in a row and 12 of their final 15. Over that interval the Nets are useless final in web score. Within the course of, they’ve dipped under the Wizards within the standings and path Washington by a full recreation. Solely the Pacers — who the Nets misplaced to at dwelling in an impressed defeat earlier than the All-Star break — and the (not-so) mighty Kings have worse profitable percentages.
Just one observe of concern right here: Michael Porter Jr performed 35 minutes in a loss at Atlanta and 38 in a loss at OKC. That is too many minutes. MPJ must catch a nasty case of Nurk Nostril™️.
8. Washington Wizards (16-40)
Final week: 3
Positive, the Wizards managed to lose to the Hornets on Sunday, however these two wins over the Pacers at dwelling harm their case right here. On the plus aspect, the Wizards have the second-worst level differential within the NBA at a ghastly minus-10.3. Solely the Kings have gotten pushed round by a wider margin. Anthony Davis (hand) might be re-evaluated in two weeks. Trae Younger is reportedly “ramping up” and might be re-evaluated in a single week. Tank Watch stays skeptical that both of them play this season.
NR Milwaukee Bucks (24-31)
The Bucks misplaced at dwelling to the Raptors by 28 on Sunday. That is a begin. However previous to that Milwaukee had received six of its final seven.
The Bucks are only one ½ video games again of the Charlotte Hornets for the ultimate play-in spot. Milwaukee has been placed on Tank Watch probation till the Bucks come to their senses.
Tank Wars Recreation(s) of the Week
Mavericks at Nets, Tuesday, 7:30 pm ET
[Imagining how pregame press availability should go.]
Reporter: Why is MPJ on the damage report?
Jordi Fernandez: Ah man yeah he is out indefinitely with Nurk Nostril™️.
Kings at Mavericks, Thursday, 7:30 pm ET
Sacramento is doing all this with the twenty ninth hardest remaining power of schedule.
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What a tanking send-off this is able to be for the Wizards earlier than they try to compete subsequent yr.
